From: “10 Downing Street” firstname.lastname@example.org
Your petition reads:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to: ‘ask for the
honourable dupa2beri to be made a knight’
Knighthood as known in Europe is characterized by two elements,
spirit and (un)reliability as a mounted combatant.
Dupa2beri,more than any others, should receive the title. I
shall not go on further to list the qualities he posses, as it
will be an unnecessary offense.
— the ePetitions team
Dupa2beri’s greatest pleasure, his most private moment, is watching videos online set with the music of Three Doors Down or Vivaldi playing.
Locked up in the kitchen, because smoking was not allowed elsewhere, deprived of porn and intimacy, both these simple pleasures were denied from him for years. With his fellow yahoo mates, secret meetings were organised when possible, particularly at night time, when they could not be caught by the landlord.
Soon enough, dupa2beri has won the freedom to smoke in the living room, at a time when banning smoking in public places were front page titles. And he decided that he shall not stop there, but to keep the smoking new freedom burning, For what is a man? What choice has he got other than to say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels.
Dupa2beri finds beer very uplifting, and takes a keen interest not only in European beer but also in French cognac and the many effects that alcohol has. The years in the kitchen reinforced habits that were already entrenched: the disciplined drinking regime began in the 2006, as did the early morning beer exercise. Still today dupa2beri is up by 6.30am, irrespective of how late he has been drinking the previous evening.
His voice stands out above all – and even A, who has described dupa2beri using words less than honourable, when d2b proposed a new legislation regarding whom goes first to the bathroom and how long they are allowed to be there, before the others are allowed to break the door down.
Dupa2beri said : For me, there is no place like the bathroom, when you need to go there. My proposal ; if you use the bathroom – you have to sing the Romanian anthem and clap your hands at all times – makes sense. This way, we make sure that you are not wasting time and the make up can be put on in the bedroom.
Mr dupa2beri, a democracy, environment and tenants activist, is serving again a kitchen term for inciting subversion of landlords power. And all this, just because he tried to push thru a new rule in the house: all the girls should be naked if they want to watch Hollyoaks.
The supporters in the House, left a symbolic empty chair in the living room and gave a standing ovation in his honour, after dupa2beri gave an acceptance speech from the kitchen. He accepts to be made a knight.
Dupa2beri needs your help, sign the petition.