Author: Mr. d2b

Ilie Nastase, un jucator de tenis celebru din Romania, a facut trei greseli , una dupa alta, in afara terenului. In limba engleza, Nastase suna fonetic – cu un pic de imaginatie ”Nasty”, (rautacios), fapt care impreuna cu reputatia lui sanguina, a cimentat in opinia publica vorbitoare de limba engleza, porecla de ” Mr Nasty”. Este foarte rar ca un roman sa devina cap de afis in presa britanica, doar Ceausescu a mai reusit asa ceva, cand a fost impuscat. Romanii care ajung pe prima pagina in presa britanica, sfarsesc rau. Ilie Nastase este al doilea roman. Romanii nu stiau…

Paul Nuttall, liderul actual al partidului Ukip, a declarat canalului de televiziune Channel 4 News: ”Cred ca Nigel Farage va candida.” Intentia lui va fii fara indoiala sa salveze England de romani, turci si sirieni. Romanii din Anglia sunt subiectul lui favorit, un castel imaginar populat de argumente sensibile impotriva imigratiei si lumea e de accord cu el. Romania e o tara africana/mexicana, care nu are voie in Europa, faptul ca romanii umbla liberi pe strazile Londoneze, vorbind romaneste – este un afront culturii engleze. Politicianul englez, Nigel Paul Farage, a incercat de 7 ori sa fie ales ca Membru…

On your left- a dolphin . To your right, an owl. You are eating an apple. There must be someone else in the room beside the dolphin and the owl . A very generous person who gave you the apple. This is what happens when you buy cheap whiskey from Iceland. EU should start testing if there is a horse in our whiskey.It could be LSD

The Romanian migration to the UK since 2007 – when Romania joined the EU, has increased considerably in the past few years. From December 2013, the Romanians and Bulgarians will gain the right to live and work in the UK, after the 7 years period of temporary curbs imposed on the two Eastern European countries will expire. In the United Kingdom, this sparked a fierce debate about immigration from the two EU countries, fuelled by a sick economy in the UK. The right wing political parties and media were quick to cash in, to such extent that anyone who is…

Abraham Lincoln is the architect of the United States of America. When the American leader was elected , seven states declared secession from the USA, as a protest  by the outraged white Southerners to the abolition of slavery law. Drawing parallels from the American history, we can easily replace the blacks with the Eastern Europeans. What is going to happen to the blacks after they are free and equal with us ? They will be free and equal, that’s going happen to them .

From: “10 Downing Street” number10@petitions.pm.gov.uk ________________________________________________ Your petition reads: We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to: ‘ask for the honourable dupa2beri to be made a knight’ Knighthood as known in Europe is characterized by two elements, spirit and (un)reliability as a mounted combatant. Dupa2beri,more than any others, should receive the title. I shall not go on further to list the qualities he posses, as it will be an unnecessary offense. — the ePetitions team __________________________________________________ Dupa2beri’s greatest pleasure, his most private moment, is watching videos online set with the music of Three Doors Down or Vivaldi playing. Locked…

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Nu imi place sa omor nimic, dar am devenit un criminal in serie. Omor albine sau viespi , cu o furie obsesiva, de parca nu imi pot imparti viata cu o insecta. Am devenitt un fel de masina de razboi, omor fara mila muste si tantari, dar recent am fost nevoit sa omor albine. E tragic ca insectele si eu, nu putem trai in pace. Am facut o poza la ultima mea victima, in timp ce ma chinuiam sa faca o poza, bestia din mine , impreuna cu depravarea mea morala – incerca sa puna albina pe jumate moarta, unde trebuie,…

Nu imi place sa ma tund, evit sa merg la frizerie cat mai mult posibil, doar cand imi intra parul in ochii, incep sa consider ca ar trebui sa ma tund. Cand imi intra in nas si urechi, ma duc la frizerie pt ca sa respir mai bine si  ca sa aud ce spune lumea. Odata am platit 57 de lire pt a fii tuns.Sunt frizerii si saloane foarte dubioase financiar in Londra, am intrat intr-o dugheana la care scria Haircuts for men. In timp ce cineva ma baga cu capul in ghiuveta, imi spala parul cu arome si imi facea…

Eu sunt aventuros sexual. Am lenjerie sexy , genul pe care vezi in filme porno. Am facut un dus, ma pregateam pentru ceva actiune, si observ ca nu am aruncat gunoiul. Cand vine cineva la tine acasa, e un gest firesc sa arunci gunoiul. De lene , nu m-am imbracat si decid sa scot gunoiul afara, cosul de gunoi e la 2 metri de usa mea. Eu folosesc pungi de la Tesco , Asda, etc, nu mai cumpar saci negrii de gunoi., pare ceva inutil financiar si ecologic. Deschid usa , ma uit in jur sa fiu sigur ca nu…